The King's Christmas Feast
The Feast Peanut Butter Pie
This legendary pie will win you many kudos. It should be prepared the
day prior to the feast.
You'll need.
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Real peanut butter.
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One eight ounce package of cream cheese
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One cup of white sugar
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Two tablespoons melted butter.
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Dash white pepper
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Bare dash of cayenne pepper
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Two tablespoons of crushed peanuts
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Two tablespoons of crushed pecans.
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One cup of whipped whipping cream
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One tablespoon of real vanilla extract
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Graham cracker crust. The chef prefers to make his own but, due to the
rush of the holiday, he grudgingly agrees that you can purchase the crust.
First. Cream together one cup of real peanut butter, one eight ounce package
of cream cheese, one cup of sugar, and two tablespoons of melted butter
with a dash of white pepper, a bare dash of cayenne pepper, two tablespoons
of crushed peanuts, and two tablespoons of crushed pecans.
Second. To the above creamed mixture, add one cup of whipped whipping
cream and one tablespoon of real vanilla
Third. Mix all of the above together and pour into a graham cracker
crust.
Fourth. Chill overnight.
If you wish to totally enslave those attending your feast, after the
pie is thoroughly chilled, prepare and pour over the pie about a cup of
hot fudge, and then chill again for at least another hour. This is a truly
wonderful finish.
This excellent pie should be served with hot black coffee or tea.
Please real peanut butter. Be sure the listed ingredients do not mention
any additives such as hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated oils or any
sugars, especially high fructose corn syrup. The King's chef regards high
fructose corn syrup and all hydrogenated oils as very, very bad for any
anti aging program --- such things are not allowed in the King's kitchen.
For younger readers please note that pre prepared whips (retail packaged)
are very anti health and are not any more like real whipped cream than
a football sock is like a fresh rose --- if you doubt it read the ingredients
and decide for yourself.
Use real whipping cream or, as the King says, " Forget the whole thing."
